Alex Jones Divorce Gives ex Wife Over a Million in Assets

Many of you have read here about my disdain for the fearmonger Alex jones and his particular tradcon brand of “real man” invective, if you remember this previous post where Jones literally stated that men are meant to “serve and die for women”, and that men aren’t even technically fully human, it should be no surprise to you why I regard him as the latest iteration of a flatulent stream of gynocentric, chivalrous alt-right morons that need to be just as ridiculed and mocked as the most hardcore feminists and sjw’s.   But it appears that Jones has failed to pass his own litmus test for manhood, since his wife has filed for divorce, and is gunning for a huge divorce settlement.

First I will reiterate my policy on the sharing of private information.  I would never release personal information such as the kind I’m about to share with you, assuming it is not something that has proliferated and made the rounds on the internet, it is now public knowledge that Alex Jones is getting a divorce and typing in the terms “Alex Jones divorce” into google will return to you over a million search results… thus I am not sharing anything that has not already been widely distributed online, even if information is publicly accessible but not widely known, I would still be hesitant to share it, but at this point, my not sharing this information with you will not protect Alex Jones from this information getting out to the masses…it already has.

With that said I will now share with you the Travis county Texas clerks copy of the deed of trust detailing the divorce settlement as well as an image of the deed of trust itself:

So if I’m reading this correctly, Alex is being forced to pay his now ex wife Kelly over $43k a month totaling over half a million usd for the year, he is also being forced to part ways with his palatial Austin Tx waterfront property mc-mansion to Kelly, who seems to have promptly put it on the market and is selling for just under $900k usd.

 

Now, why am I sharing this information?  do I take any kind of pleasure in watching a man stripped of his assets by his greedy wife and the court systems?  I absolutely do not, as much as I dislike jones, I still think it is unfair that he should have to part with the fruits of his labor like this.  But a question I would like to ask Alex is, while you were telling everyone else how manly they’re supposed to be, while you were telling everyone how the “elites” conned women, and how you and your family were “awake” and didn’t fall for the illuminati plan to “destroy the family unit” (read conspiracy pussy pass), did it ever occur to you that maybe the natural organic forces of gynocentrism and hypergamy would organically work to eventually deprive you of millions of your hard earned dollars?  Did it ever occur to you that it would not be the evil rockefellers, the cultural marxists, the feminists or whoever who scammed you but instead your own wife?

This is the quintessential problem with a lot of these so called red pillers outside of the mgtow-sphere, they’re all looking for some scapegoat or boogeyman to tell you why men are getting shafted, and they never ever suspect the very women they entered into a government contracts with to be the true proponents of an “anti-family” agenda.   Ironically enough, Alex Jones invited the brilliant satirist Mike Judge onto his show for a discussion and in this interview he talks of his character Dale of king of the hill fame.  Check out the interview below (time stamp 7:04)

In the interview Judge talks about Dale, a rabid conspiracy theorist that is up on all of the fringe theories about the government on the internet but is completely oblivious to the conspiracy happening under his very own nose in his very own home, that is that his wife was shacking up with his native american neighbor John Redcorn, who has clearly impregnated her with the child Dale is now raising, naively believing it to be his despite his son having clear native american features…

I see Dale as a caricature of Alex in many ways, looking for any way to ignore whats happening regarding gender, blaming it all on the government pumping estrogens into the water supply, or the new world order magically hypnotizing women and telling them to divorce, never broaching the aspects of female nature that are discussed in MGTOW because it would contradict his high and mighty family values bullshit.  Meanwhile he tells men that their job is to serve women, and to provide and protect for them to the point of our own demise if necessary.  He never says that this may be rewarded with a woman and the state teaming up to deprive you of your assets, and even still remains uncharacteristically quiet about his divorce, having not spoken a word of it in his daily four hour broadcast where he tells you all of the ways the sky is falling.

If Alex ever stumbles on this blog, I would like to ask him will you reject marriage now?  will you tell men not to get married now?  Will you stop sending your retard “reporters” to bash mgtows now?   I doubt it, theres a lot of convenient idiots looking to blame everyone other than women and themselves for the collapse of their precious nuclear family.  I’m sure they’ll cough up for millions for bottles of super male vitality, Alex Jones’s snake oil remedy for decreased male libido if he just keeps quiet about his divorce and keeps telling men to follow his path toward wholesome traditional marriage when men were men and women were still women.

Edit 1/14/2017

It appears that in order to get ahead of some of the rumors surrounding his divorce, namely the one that claims alex jones wife divorced him after discovering an affair with infowars reporter Lee Anne McAdoo, he has decided to adrress this rumor in a video

The entire thing feels forced, awkward and cringey, upon watching it, the body language makes me suspect that Jones was giving it to her.  I don’t judge a man for getting laid, but you have to wonder what alex jones wife and kids think about all of this?  could it have caused the divorce?

 

For more Alex Jones buffoonery read here:

Conspiracist Alex Jones: “Men Are Meant to Die for Women”

Paul Joseph Watson Goes full retard With “Neo Masculinism”, Infowars whiteknights Hard